Monday Funny / Reality in a few years.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asked nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV," the doctor said. "We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" Mrs. Sanders asked.
"Normally we can," the doctor said, "but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now?" she asked.
The doctor said, "The folks at Obama Health Care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."