Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Senior Health Care Solution

I was just sent an email that I thought was funny.

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Of course I don't condone killing anyone and I don't think people kill for this reason....OK maybe some.

In other news

A Gardendale man who is currently serving and 18month sentence in the Federal Prison in Atlanta was sentenced yesterday on the State portion of his crime. He was sentenced to 2 years in a State correctional facility for defrauding tax payers and beneficiaries of the medicare system. He stole 75k from you and I and those older than us by stealing powered wheel chairs and Durable Medical Equipment. He also received 5 years probation and 8 years additional if he commits other crimes while on probation. This guy happens to be my wifes ex-husband.

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